Sex synonyms

They say eskimos (or inuits for the idiuts) have twenty words for “snow”. What does that say for English speakers who have well over 20 words for the act of sex:

coitus, intercourse, penetration, fornication, fuck, screw, bang, sleep, make love, have sex, copulation, shag, laid, sexual congress, pipe, hump, bonk, mate, couple, pair, have it off, roll in the hay. I have probably missed a lot.

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Sex

 

Sex, or sexual intercourse to be precise, is the act in which the man’s penis enters the woman’s vagina, also called intercourse, copulation, coitus or more often fucking or screwing.

Traditionally, intercourse was interpreted as sexual contact between a man and a woman. The meaning, however, has broadened recently, and now includes vaginal penetration, oral sex and anal sex.

Outercourse is defined as sex acts involve fingers or hands or mutual masturbation.

Intracourse is a rare form of masturbation also know as self-suck or self fuck which is achieved by men with big cocks and or very flexible spines.

In the animal kingdom, sexual intercourse is mainly for purposes of reproduction when the female is on heat (ie when she is at her most fertile point in her reproductive cycle. However, a number of animals including, dolphins, kangaroos, pandas, rabbits and chimpanzees are known to engage in sex acts throughout the year even when the female is not fertile. Humans have sex mainly for pleasure or for political reasons, which has the benefit of strengthening social bonds.

Vaginal sexual intercourse, also called coitus, is the human form of copulation. While a purpose and effect is reproduction, it is often performed exclusively for pleasure and/or as an expression of love and emotional intimacy. Sexual intercourse typically plays a powerful bonding role; in many societies it is normal for couples to have frequent intercourse while using birth control, sharing pleasure and strengthening their emotional bond through sex even though they are deliberately avoiding pregnancy.

Coitus, ie penetration, is often preceded by foreplay, which increases sexual arousal of the partners (particularly the female), leading to a big penile erection and moistening of the vagina (aka “vaj” or “pussy”).

Proper coitus requires that an erect penis is inplanted into the pussy and one (usually the male) or both of the partners gyrate their hips resulting in the cock moving forwards and backwards and inside the vaj causing friction which leads to further arousal and axcitement, continuing until orgasm in either (usually the male) or both partners is reached.

During ejaculation, the male orgasm, a series of muscular spasms delivers sperm containing male semen known as spermatozoa (or “trouble”) from the cock into the pussy.

Sperm then shoots through the cervix and then straight into the uterus, and then into the fallopian tubes. Millions (billions in may case) of sperm are take part in each ejaculation. If the woman comes during or after male ejaculation, the vaj will reduce and the uterus contracts thus helping the sperm reach the fallopian tubes. The sperm joins up with the ovaries resulting in fertilization and formation of an embryo and pregnancy begins.